Warnings: choking, oral, bondage, BDSM, vomit,
A/N: My personal head canon of John losing his main gag reflex around 15 is showing…(I think of John more in his late teens here but do whatever you want with this.)
(This was really hot in my head, but now is meh and I’m not really happy with it, but whatever. I don’t recommend reading this fic, you guys, lol. But I know some of you will, so let me just go ahead and say it now… I am so sorry.)
Summary: Bro just wants to chill out and watch the MST3K marathon. Too bad Dave and John have other plans for him.
Pairing: BroJohnDave (or something like that)
Warning: NSFW, threesome, 69, anal, bareback (ha, what else is new?), lazy editing.
Your name is Bro Strider.
Well, actually it isn’t, but you’re not too keen on the idea of random people knowing your government, so it’s the name you prefer to go by. Besides, it makes for some amusing late night sexting with a certain moderately drunk Egbert. Being referred to as ‘Bor’ while your hand is down your pants, mid-stroke, has a way of giving a man a sense of humor, that’s for sure.
(Writer’s block has been kicking my ass for some reason, so I wrote Stridercest. I… don’t even know. I’m hoping it helps me out of my slump, plus I haven’t written it in a while. I’m sorry. Did someone request Stridercest without giving me a plot? If you did, this is for you.)
Summary: Dave finds that there’s more than one way to enjoy a bath.
Pairings: BroDave (Stridercest)
Warning: Just a handjob (haha, why is that so hilarious to me?)
You’re usually a shower kind of guy, but nothing beats a hot bath after an evening or strifing and getting your ass handed to you by your bro.